#1 Wake Forest (4-0)
Wake Forest is in the driver’s seat of the Atlantic after drubbing FSU. Clemson is struggling and has a bubble screen problem. Soulja Boy also made a viral song. Throw on a backward-fitted cap and some Abercrombie jeans because we’re back in the mid-2000s. Deacs host Louisville Saturday.
#2 Boston College (4-0)
Continuing with this mid-2000’s trend, Boston College is undefeated. If we lose to Jeff Hafley I guess I’ll put on some Creed and drink original Four Lokos.
#3 NC State (3-1)
No. Not talking about it. NC State hosts Louisiana Tech. A very annoying Bama fan in my life graduated from La Tech so I guess I’ll cheer for the Pack.
#4 Clemson (2-2)
David Hale figured it out.
Since Terry Bowden quit his GA job at Clemson to become head coach at ULM:— ️♈️ (@ADavidHaleJoint) September 26, 2021
Clemson - 2-2
ULM - 2-1
Was Terry Bowden the glue holding this program together? The numbers would say maybe. Terry, come back and continue your Rodney Dangerfield impersonation by getting another degree.
#5 Virginia Tech (3-1)
Virginia Tech knocked off Richmond 21-10. Hokies have the week off.
#6 Pitt (3-1)
Pitt lit up the scoreboard and now faces Georgia Tech in what may play a role in deciding the Coastal champ.
#7 Louisville (3-1)
The Cards beat FSU. Now they face the high-flying Wake Forest Clawfense.
#8 Miami (2-2)
Canes blew out Central Connecticut. Now we get the U facing UVA on a Thursday night.
#9 Georgia Tech (2-2)
After almost knocking off Clemson, the Rambling Wreck looked damn near unstoppable against UNC. Now the game with Pitt will be one of the hottest matchups of the weekend.
#10 North Carolina (2-2)
UNC fell to GT. The Heels should be able to reboot against rival Duke.
#11 Virginia (2-2)
UVA was stomped by Wake. Now they take on Miami Thursday.
#12 Duke (3-1)
DUKE BEAT KANSAS (in football). Now we get another “I wish this was basketball season” game between Duke and UNC.
#13 Syracuse (3-1)
Syracuse was able to pull out some last-minute magic to extinguish the Liberty Flames. This reminds me of a quote.
Cuse will now head to Tallahassee to try to give Florida State loss #5.
#14 Florida State (0-4)
FSU is 0-4, possibly will be 0-5 after this week. This season isn’t all bad.