See "Columbia: made of syphilis and smells like tire fire." Also, no one has ever been carted off the field by human traffickers and sold for parts in the middle of a game, as happened to Blake Mitchell in the middle of the 2006 Georgia game. The locals will not lift a finger to help you, either, because they all get a cut both literally and figuratively. (Also, the question of whether Blake Mitchell was worth saving from bandits is a perfectly legitimate one from a football perspective.) Columbia is full of cannibal kidney salespeople, and we did not just make that up.Orson pretty much nailed it.... EDSBS gives the nod to the Tigers in the race for Clowney.