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Danny_ford_tiny by DrB on Comment 5 comments



You cant make this shit up.

CockyCloth? What the fuck?I prefer a moist towellette myself....

Cock'N Swirl? Is that like tossin salad or mouthwash? A columbia version of the Rub & Tug?
An original idea I must say.

I promise, if you read through the Guestbook, you will laugh your ass off.

Was the Cabernet not enough Steve?


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Yeah, if only there were a few CockyCloths in Gainsville last weekend. Hands down dumbasses of the year (and nominee for rim job of the month for the Asian gay porn festival for the cleaver "Cock'N Swirl" tactic.

by FIGUREFOUR on Nov 21, 2008 5:03 PM EST reply actions  

Dang yo, I wish I could trade some cooked crack fo one of dees towels. I be fo sho we coulda won some mo games but I just sit on da sidelines and cry likea bitch. Maybe I can wipe my tears wif one of dees towels.

by Cory Boyd on Nov 21, 2008 6:34 PM EST reply actions  

When I get that tingling sensation in my leg from watching "O" speak, I always reach for the 'cock n swirl' to clean up.

by tigerboy98 on Nov 21, 2008 6:36 PM EST reply actions  

Good for wiping my face off after kissing Steve Spurriers azz. Or cleaning up after some alone time with his picture!!

by Phil Korncoot on Nov 21, 2008 6:38 PM EST reply actions  

Goddamn, Carolina fans are dumb. Not worthy of licking the Bear's balls.

by Danny Ford on Nov 21, 2008 6:40 PM EST reply actions  

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