You cant make this shit up.
CockyCloth? What the fuck?I prefer a moist towellette myself....
Cock'N Swirl? Is that like tossin salad or mouthwash? A columbia version of the Rub & Tug?
An original idea I must say.
I promise, if you read through the Guestbook, you will laugh your ass off.
Was the Cabernet not enough Steve?